Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

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G-Speak

November 15, 2008

Remember Minority Report?  Remember Tom Cruise?  Remember that bad ass computer? Of course you do!  The one where Tom Cruise made his pretty boy gestures to interact with the huge screen of jolly goodness.  Welp, it’s here.  It’s a new OS called G-Speak.  Developed by Oblong Industries, it’s set to, well, BLOW PEOPLES’ MINDS.

ANYWAY. www.oblong.com

I’ve gotta say that it looks really bad ass. I just woke up, so I can’t really think of any real world uses for it at the moment, but it just looks really bad ass. This should be some good competition for Microsoft Surface. Being at a restaurant and actually having to lean forward and press a selection from the table, or just pointing at a wall without having to move? WHAT?! EPIC.

-.xep

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Skateboard > Skater

June 25, 2008

lol Skaters..

– .xep

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Great Moments(?): John and .Xep

June 23, 2008

– johnamor

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Breakdance Yoda + Panda Ownage

June 22, 2008

GO YODA! GO YODA! GO YODA!

Oh c’mon, that’s just cute.

I got 50 bucks on the right one..

-.xep

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Top 5 Characters That Deserve Cock Punches

June 21, 2008

In the spirit of the other very classy post, we continue the tradition with some imaginary characters who simply should be violently disabled from breeding via the flaming fist of justice:

5.) The Road Runner

4.) Richie Rich

3.) Ronald Mcdonald

2.) Pikachu

And the winner is…

“meesa needa punch in nads!”

– johnamor <— is not an imaginary character.

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wat

June 17, 2008

WAT

– vemp

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Top 5 People Who Deserve Cock Punches

June 16, 2008

A quick list compiled by my drunken friends and myself of the top five celebrities most deserving of a quick fist to the dad-paste dispenser.

5.) Jerry Seinfeld

4.) Moby

Let’s see him curl up in that spaceman suit.

3.) Kenny G.

He blows. Period.

2.) Emeril

I’ve got your Bam! Bam! right here.

And finally… this guuuuuyyy…

1.) Bono

– johnamor <— may also deserve a cock punch.