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Top 5 People Who Deserve Cock Punches

June 16, 2008

A quick list compiled by my drunken friends and myself of the top five celebrities most deserving of a quick fist to the dad-paste dispenser.

5.) Jerry Seinfeld

4.) Moby

Let’s see him curl up in that spaceman suit.

3.) Kenny G.

He blows. Period.

2.) Emeril

I’ve got your Bam! Bam! right here.

And finally… this guuuuuyyy…

1.) Bono

– johnamor <— may also deserve a cock punch.

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4 comments

  1. You deserve a cock punch for putting Jerry Seinfeld up there.

    C’mon, his comedy may be a little on the dorky side with his “obvious” theme, but his show did last for a good decade or so. A good show at that!

    I like Jerry 🙂

    Replace Seinfeld with Jack Thompson, imo. Although, Thompson would probably be number one in my book.

    Oh.. //Cock punch


  2. Let’s see YOUR list then, smart guy!


  3. Aww, why Moby?


  4. I believe the question is… why NOT Moby?



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